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Knitter's Destiny: When I have done everything humanly possible (things I do not usually do because I can be impatient) to ensure that a project turns out right and not even three inches into the sweater I was hoping to wear in my sister's wedding, I realize with complete and utter horror that- somehow unbeknownst to modern science... it is six inches too big. All this leads me to think that one…